Sunday, April 26, 2015

Mountain Retreat: Gatlinburg Day One



From Archived Journals of my trip across the country in 2014.

Sunday March 30 2014:
          Exhaustion, complete exhaustion.  It took every ounce of my energy to get out of the bed this morning (that and a large Caramel Latte with a shot of espresso from Starbucks) to leave the comfort of the bed.  Driving twenty-five hours straight was accomplished on a surge of energy and a fixed mission.  Now I am in need of serious relaxation from the intense drama of the past week.  The solution?  A getaway in the beauty and wonder of the Great Smoky National Park.  The mountains lift my soul out of desperation into life.  It is the peace and serenity we both longed for after a helter-skelter pace from Arizona to Tennessee.  With a week until we can move into our apartment we lucked out to discover a Motel 6 in Gatlinburg with a weekly rate of only $317.00 including a mini fridge and microwave. I will admit I have had a Gatlinburg prejudice in the past.  When I go to the mountains it is a spiritual experience, a quiet time of sanctuary to pray and reflect.  I love to delve into the wilderness of the woods, lost in the silent whisper of wind in the forest and roar of a stream. 
          Exiting off I-40 near Sevierville, just east of Knoxville, I felt as if I entered a nuclear explosion of ‘slock,’ tacky roadside gimmicks and tourist trap amusements more akin to a bad county fair than peace in the wilderness of the mountains.  This traffic artery is clogged with tourists coming to visit everything from Haunted Fun Houses, Pirate Ships that flop upside down, zoos and arcades, water parks to Dollywood (for the record I have heard Dollywood is well done for an amusement park and I am a big Dolly Parton fan). 

 It takes forty minutes in back to back inch like a slug traffic and fake glitz and glamor of Sevierville and Pigeon Forge before reaching the edge of Gatlinburg – ‘The Gateway to the Smokies.’   I had a headache from the bumper car style drive and endless strip malls and attractions obscuring the mountains.  


          I understand that this sort of vacation appeals too many and I am probably one of the few who cringe at the neon lights and hundreds of amusement park rides that charge an arm and a leg. In the muck of the 441 corridor – there are a few gems for families – Pigeon Forge does have good dinner theaters – staffed with top notch vocalists and performers.  Dollywood only recruits the best vocalists, dancers and actors – I know because when attending Belmont University in Nashville, auditioning for Dollywood only took place at Belmont and other selection prestigious classically trained schools.  Many dinner theaters like Dixie Stampede offer fun entertainment accompanied by southern fun cuisine.  So I do see some positives in the traffic clogged artery.  Still my focus in this trip is to retreat to nature and to the God made wonder of a place as old as time. 

 
          Cradled by the mists and magic of the mountains, Gatlinburg lies at the west entrance to the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, the town is a mecca for tourism.  On any given night the city’s compact downtown is bustling with upwards of 30,000 tourists. It is jam-packed as the Texas State Fair on a Friday night, families and newly married couples meandering through the maze of kitschy tourist shops, art galleries, a plethora of national and local restaurants, fun and mysterious attractions like Ripley’s Believe it or Not, Aquarium of the Smokies and Hollywood Cars Museum.  Gatlinburg has dozens of hotels along the main Parkway.   The best way to see Gatlinburg is on foot or by Trolley.  Traffic is slow and headache inducing.  So get park the car in one of the public parking lots, and take in the glitz, fun, tacky, weird and Tennessee hospitality.  I will admit at first Gatlinburg struck me as a tourist trap nightmare dropped from a tornado…it has grown on me, it has mountain sensibilities, is walkable and has a great public transit system.  It has a variety of restaurants and activities ideal of families.  Gatlinburg’s direct access to the blue mists of the Smokies and Appalachian lore hidden in these hills – makes it an ideal spot for a vacation base in the Smokies – if you tire of the tourist kitsch, you are mere moments away from the solitude of forests, isolated coves, mountains, rivers and the wild unknown.
          My mom and I checked into our room at Motel 6 just after four o’clock.  The Motel 6 is located in a perfect location for outdoor goers, focused on recreation. Backing up to the National Park boundary it is on a quiet side street located away from the hubbub of downtown, yet still within two blocks of restaurants and shops.  You can walk from the hotel into the park on the Gatlinburg Trail, sit by the Little Pigeon River and smell the forests.


          After unloading our car, an arduous and daunting process, we drove through the traffic jams again to reach the Kroger (later found out a Food City is slightly closer).  We have a refrigerator and microwave in the room, so we plan to eat in the room all week.  Eating out is not always easy with my allergies, not to mention with the car problems we are on a razor sharp budget given the vagabond blues breakdowns (in previous episodes of my journal chronicles you learned about our car fender falling off in Arizona and breakdown in Gallop NM before driving straight from Gallop NM to Cookeville TN in a 26 hour breakneck journey.)
          I finished the evening by relaxing in the room, watching the elite eight March Madness game (Connecticut and Michigan State U)



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